Kult of Kal Korff

KIAI Is Back!!!!!

2010-03-18T11:38:00.004+01:00

The AC/DC song ringing in my head - "Back in Black"

After a 8 month hiatus, the Kal Is An Idiot blog lives AGAIN!!!

The Motherland calls you - let's go back to our roots.
His latest post: http://kalisanidiot.blogspot.com/2010/03/kal-keeps-laughs-rolling-on.html

Oh, I wouldn't want to be Kal Korff...things just continue to get really bad for him.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bottom of the 9th, 2 Outs, 2 Strikes...

2010-02-19T14:34:00.009+01:00

If you're counting (and I am), Kal has two strikes.

Don't worry, I'll explain which baseball game Kal's losing this time. The game I'm talking about is "Let's Find Out Who's Impersonating Me!"

Strike One was 27 December. Kal points his sausage finger at respected Korffer David Biedny.
Not just points his finger, but accuses Biedny of being behind the fake Facebook page, then reports him to the police!!!

After a few days of threatening David, Kal realized his foolishness. Kal removed the accusation from his site (the above was from Google cache). If you don't remember, there's plenty of Google cache, plus someone copy/pasted his 'press release' into these KoK comments.

Strike Two was just yesterday. Kal now accuses respected Korffer JimmyD as his Suspect #1:

This also is wrong. I know, because I know I am not JimmyD. Take my word for it, Kal.

What's Next, Kal?

On 27 December (see black screen above), Kal gives 2 facts:

Kal will never have a Facebook page. ----------- Does he now? Yes!
Kal will publish the identify of "Kult of Kal." ---- Did he? No!

Kal, really, stop guessing.
You didn't recognize me at the tram stop.
You don't know me.
I'm just another guy ... another non-fan. (You have many.)

Kal -- Batter Up!!!

(oooooh, I'm getting bold, aren't I?)

p.s. This is my favorite post in a loooooong time.

-kult of kal

Celebrity Spotted. No, wait. It's Just Kal.

2010-02-09T09:53:00.010+01:00

I'll write this as Kal would- as an interview. Enjoy.

KoK: "Yes, it's true. I did see Kal Korff on the street."

Interviewer: "Wow, that must have been pretty fucking exciting for you!!"

KoK: "Um, I said it was Kal Korff."

Interviewer: "Okay, right. Sorry. Rewind the tape. Let's start again."

------------------------------------------

Interviewer: "So, sir, tell us about your recent encounter."

KoK: "Well, I bumped into Kal Korff on the street yesterday afternoon."

Interviewer: "Interesting. Tell us more."

KoK: Well, it was around 3:30pm. I had an appointment in Prague 2 (a district of Prague). I came out of I.P. Pavlova metro, walked over to catch the next tram one stop to Namesti Miru. While at the tram stop, I found myself staring at this guy. It hits me - that's Kal Korff."

Interviewer: "And how did you feel?"

KoK: "Kind of dirty, kind of like I was staring at a traffic accident."

Interviewer: "Come now, be nice. How did Kal look to you? What was he wearing?"

KoK: "He's taller than I would have expected, maybe 5' 8" at best. Had on some beatup black & white sneakers, a rather drab purple winter coat. I did note it was especially purple for a man to wear, but that doesn't matter much to me."

Interviewer: "Anything else to tell?"

KoK: "Well, being my first time seeing him up close - I didn't dare get closer than 10 feet - he didn't look well. Maybe he's ill these days, who knows. His face looked haggard and worried. His eyes darted around like he was half-expecting someone to surprise him. To be honest, I felt a sense of embarrassment for him, like you do when you stare at a homeless guy."

Interviewer: "Was he carrying anything?"

KoK: "Oh yes. He had with him a bag of bread. That also reminded me of a homeless guy since it's common here for broke people to just eat bread rolls."

Interviewer: "So, did you follow him?"

KoK: "Well, not on purpose, but we both got on the next tram that came. It was the number 4. As I said, I went only as far as Namesti Miru. Kal continued on, down Francouzská street. Who knows where he went. And who cares really."

Interviewer: "Well...thanks, I guess."

Kal Korff - a Haiku for You

2010-02-01T12:44:00.005+01:00

I grow tired.

I grow oh so tired of Kal's endless, worthless ranting. That fat fuck drones on and on, promising everything, offering nothing, offending everyone. Does he ever stop? Can he stop?

I decided to be creative today. I wrote a couple haikus about Kal. A haiku uses 5-7-5 syllables for you non-Japanese poetry guys. (it's supposed to be trendy fun for us westerners, hahaha)

Here goes....

Banal and facile
Kal Korff, a fat waste of space
See that pug nosed face

Easy right? Let's try again...

Full of promises
UFOs, Kennedy shows
Kal Korff is a bore

Yea, this is fun. One more time...

Kurtis in jail, check
Father, mother deadbeats, check
Kal Korff makes them proud

And the encore...

We are watching, Kal
Korffers of the world, unite
Do not try to hide

Feel free to submit your own haiku in the comments. Remember the 5-7-5 rule.

Kal Korff aligns himself with chronic sex offender.

2010-01-15T11:27:00.006+01:00

Here are the facts:

--> Scott Ritter is a sexual deviant with a prior history (New York Post reported Ritter "caught in a similar case involving a 14-year-old girl in April 2001, but that he was not charged")

--> Kal Korff set up a secret meeting with Scott Ritter (self-admittedly with a hidden camera). Kal's own published proof here.

--> Scott Ritter was recently again arrested for masturbating to (whom he believed was) a 15-year old girl.

Because Ritter's most recent sexual offense arrest has become a hugely public affair, we hope Korff will stop any planned future meetings with Ritter. Or at least not secretly photograph them.

You just can't make this stuff up. This is Kal Korff, folks.

By the way, if you want to read the affidavit for Ritter arrest, right-click here to download the PDF.

Kal Korff on Facebook

2010-01-11T11:23:00.005+01:00

We got word that Kal has legitimately signed up on Facebook.
However, if you use Google to search for Kal Korff on Facebook, you get: www.facebook.com/people/Kal-Korff/1846973412

I just wanted to share that.

F1 Racer (good to see you back; sorry to hear of your uncle's health)

p.s. Of course, the above Facebook link is my old (Kult of Kal) Kal Facebook link, the defunct link. And now that I've posted this again ... I created just one more 'backlink' for Google to find and solidify the bad result.
So, anyone searching for Kal will more likely find this KoK blog than his legit Facebook site.

Damn, I love this stuff. heehee

Success!!!

2010-01-08T12:40:00.003+01:00

For the first time in recent memory (perhaps first in history?), Kal tasted sweet success. The Facebook page for Kal was removed and the account disabled.

Wow. I, for one, am proud of Kal. Good for him. I think we should all applaud Kal for actually taking some action of any sort.

Here is what Kal reports it on his website:

Dear World,

Facebook has REMOVED the bogus "Kal Korff" page which was created by a person who WILL BE NAMED PUBLICLY after this individual is INDICTED and formally charged and ARRESTED by the police.

I would like to THANK Facebook for acting responsibly, and considering the holidays, in a timely manner.

Facebook AGREES that this individual engages in hatred, anti-Semitism, (Kal Korff is Jewish) and now an attempt to get an additional charge, tacking on an added hate crime penalty is being pursued.

There will be no further discussion of this incident until AFTER the person is indicted and ARRESTED. Once this happens, the individual's photo, work details and home address and other information WILL be published and released to the general public.

Let this be a "lesson" to every individual (especially my "kritics") WHO MAKE A POINT TO HATE.

We PROMISE YOU that more individuals WIL BE EXPOSED, and legally and criminally held accountable.

We are now contacting the employer of yet another such person, it is safe to say this individual WILL BE FIRED shortly.

I agree with taking the Facebook down. It was wrong in its format.

As for the threat of arresting & prosecution/persecution, I already contacted my attorney. I sent him the set of public documents from Kurtis case as an example of Kal's behavior. My attorney says it will be his pleasure to proceed with a suit or countersuit for when (if) Kal tries anything.

And as for contacting my employer and publishing work details ...well, I am self-employed. Kal, that means I have no employer. Good luck with that one, Kal.

I say - bring on whatever you like, Kal. I will not publicize any details. It will be very quiet and simply disappear. I will enjoy it for myself.

Special Agent Korff Strikes Again

2010-01-05T10:52:00.006+01:00

FBI Coming Again huh Kal?
As Kal so often does, he threatens and threatens and threatens.

Now, Special Agent Kal Korff has sent me and my wrong-doings to the FBI.

Has anyone come to haunt me? Ah, no.
Has his Facebook page been yanked off? Ah, no.
Has Kal learned anything? Ah, no.

Nothing has happened, and I don't expect anything to happen.

UPDATE: A fellow Korffer (whose opinions I respect quite a bit) offered me his take on my naming the fellow I had words with on Facebook. In short, I've taken his name down. Also, I'm given some serious reconsideration to how I'm actively campaigning against KKK. (Even more to the point, to who's level am i stooping?)

Kal's (Helplessly Ignorant) Victim #2314
Oh, and by the way, I have to call this guy out. All I can say is, what a douchebag!
He befriended me (Kal) on Facebook and is obviously a HUGE cum-stained fan of KKK. His private messages to me were filled with questions I wouldn't dare repeat or answer.

But, once I posted the first Kult of Kal video on Facebook, Mr. Helplessly Ignorant Victim (HIV for short) #2314 went apeshit.

Here are a few of Mr. HIV's private and public comments to me: (pardon his great spelling)

"OK SO YOUR NOT KAL!!!! You are just pretending to be thats reel cool!! I don't know who you are and I dont know Kal but I do like his work. I see you are trying to make kal out to be like this bad person but from an outsiders point it looks sort of petty and in the end YOU whoever you are the problem not Kal"
"O by the way don't try fucking with me pretending your Kal OK!!!!"
"THIS IS NOT KAL KORFF. dude I don't worship nobody."
"this guy is going to take down all my posts so people cant reed them he's not Kal"

Okay, that last one was absolutely true. I deleted each of his comments and then politely popped the little weasel off my friends list.

Done Listening - Now I'm Speaking

2009-12-11T17:11:00.003+01:00

On Kal's Facebook page, I'm done just "listening" -- that's what I call my info gathering phase (sounds sort of YS3-ish, right?).

Now, I'm beginning to post stuff. I just posted a picture of Kal's brother, Kurtis, on Facebook.

Check it out:

What do you think of my comment? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Michael Horn Speaks!

2009-12-09T11:02:00.003+01:00

Wow, what a great letter from Michael Horn: click here to go to it.

My favorite part is the link to this info.

You all know Michael Horn as the guy with whom Kal Korff alleges to have partnered with to produce some double-set of DVDs. Michael clearly sets the record straight -- no, no, no.

It's hilarious to read. I only wish I could see Kal's face when he reads it. I'm sure we'll hear plenty of retort from the King of Shite soon enough.

Anyone want to take any bets on how Kal reacts? I predict 3 options:

Kal screams to his public "Michael Horn is a liar!!"
Kal replies with "Production may be delayed, due to some covert operations in Korffistan."
Kal quietly replies to Michael Horn with "You're a LIAR!!"

Enjoy - keep korffing. Kal Korff is an insane lunatic. "...and you can quote me on that."

Facebook Fun

2009-12-08T10:18:00.002+01:00

I told you all that yesterday how I finally accepted all of the Facebook friend requests, right?

Well, it seems all 8 of them believe 100% that I am indeed Kal Korff. That's funny.

But I just revealed myself (kult of kal) to 1 Facebook friend, and the poor slob still believes I'm Kal, even after revealing myself. I guess Facebook can seem trustworthy to some people.

So, I figure if I post our conversation on the blog, he'll get it. Click to expand

Kal Korff - Chubby Li'l Facebook Loser

2009-12-07T14:42:00.003+01:00

Taking the hint from FN, I changed the blog's header image.
Priceless. Just fucking priceless.

In other news, you all know I created a Facebook page with this gmail account right?

Well, it seems no less than 8 people have found my Facebook page and wanted to be my "friend." But these people genuinely believe I am Kal Korff. As Kal would say: "Can you believe that, folks?"

Yeah, no less than eight people believe I am actually Kal. One guy sent a friend request, asking if I'd be interested in some work. I would give away more, but just in case Kal monitors this stuff, I won't. I don't want him chasing after his job that's rightfully mine, right? (Or do I have that backwards? Whatever.)

For a long time I only watched as more people sent friend requests. I just accepted all 8 requests this morning. Should be interesting to see where this goes.
I'm posting a screenshot of my Facebook page, but I should edit out who 'befriended' Kal.

Google Wave Invites Released

2009-12-02T10:51:00.005+01:00

Last Friday, I offered 8 Google Wave invites to anyone who sent in a picture or video poking some fun at our favorite Kernal Korff. It's Wednesday today, with 2 days left. Results so far: 1 picture.

I hate to sound disillusioned, but it seems our KIAI / KoK community is dead (or extremely sleepy). Or, at least extremely one-sided. What's your take on it?

Not being someone to back away from my word, I went ahead and sent off 5 of my 8 available invites. So, I picked the most active commenters from both blogs.
I did it this way because, with only two days left in this half-assed contest, I've had 1 submission. Yeah, if you ask me, I do think that's sad. (To think I had expected only 4 or 5....damn, even my pessimism wasn't pessimistic enough.)

I sent off invites to the following 5 names (& whose e-mails I have:) Squonkamatic, Jimmy, Brad, Digger and the dude who sent in this Bozo picture:

I would send one to "Anonymous," but I don't have his e-mail....hehe.

Anyway, later, -kult.

p.s. To the dude who sent in the Bozo picture, please know I had to clean coffee off my keyboard.

p.p.s. Anyone who spotted the obscure movie reference in my "dead, or extremely sleepy" quip - a big "AttaBoy" to you! :)

p.p.p.s. Yes, if by Friday I get a 2nd picture or video, of course, I'll be happy to get rid of the remaining 3 invites. And, of course, I highly fucking doubt anyone will send anything, let alone do I believe anyone is actually reading this post. Time to get more coffee.

Google Wave - Making Kal Seasick

2009-11-27T09:39:00.004+01:00

Slightly off-topic here...have you ever heard of Google Wave?

If you haven't, I won't scream you must be living under a rock. But, it is a cool innovation by that techno behemoth Google. Imagine a cross between e-mail, instant messaging, and some team collaboration software -- and that's Google Wave. If you're still unsure, well... Google it.

The real meat of the story is, I'm using Google Wave and I was given 8 invitations, or Google Wave invites to pass on to others. Since Kult of Kal is my separate identity from my real life, I won't be spreading these invites to my real life friends (yes, Kal, I have real friends unlike yourself). So, I'm saving all 8 invites to my "Kult of Kal life" friends.

I could say the first 8 requests I get, I'll hand them an invite, but that's no fun.

So, here's the deal:
1. Make a picture or video that's clearly anti-Kal
2. Send your picture or video to me at kultofkal@gmail.com
3. Do this by next Friday, 4 December 2009.
4. I'll post all on the blog (cited anonymously) -- and you all judge the best.

You know what will happen, right? They'll be 4 or 5 people (max) who submit anything ... and that's cool with me. I'm just looking for some input for this blog. ;)

------ Submission updates------

Pictures: 1 Videos: 0

-kult

Flow Chart #3

2009-11-02T12:48:00.002+01:00

Kal's brain, we all know, is warped, deluded and malnourished. And above all, it's predictable.

A while ago, I proposed a flowchart of how Kal's brain thinks when he's bored. Seeing how the chubby little loser has no job, no friends and no substantial life to speak of, I'd guess the flowchart represents pretty much all of Kal's time.

Back then, I left out one part, his "blog flowchart".

So, yeah, from the beginning:

Kal's brain, "Charting the Unchartered"

Kal's "Video making decision flowchart"

And finally, I finally got around to doing his "blog flowchart" this weekend. Here it is:

WTF Kal? Martina got your tongue?

2009-10-17T06:13:00.003+02:00

Just like Judge Smails said in Caddyshack...

"Well, ...we're waiting!"

Take your time, Kal. Meanwhile, we'll just stand around looking pretty.

Ain't That the Truth?

2009-10-09T19:49:00.004+02:00

No commentary. I'll just post this screen capture:

Kal Gets Buzzed ...Again?

2009-10-06T09:48:00.003+02:00

Kal recently reposted his 2-part video of getting his own hair cut. Well, basically all but shaved off.
It was just last night: "Last Updated on Monday, 05 October 2009 21:18 "

This is pathetically funny for a number of reasons:

Kal saw value in reposting a 2-part video of getting his own hair cut. Come on, Kal.
Kal's buddy & S3 adjunct Avimi (Avim for short) is manning the camera.
After nearly a DECADE in Prague, Kal is unwilling or unable to utter the most basic Czech.
Kal translates 30,000 views of this video as... fame.
Again, Kal saw value in reposting a 2-part video of getting his own hair cut.

You hear a lot of Avimi and see snippets of him in the mirror. Definitely the same guy as in the "cannonball" video (see latter half of Kult video 2)

I'm not sure what else to say about this loser. He's speaking for himself, as in "actions speak louder than words."

How to Monitor Kal (And NOT his Website)

2009-09-29T13:16:00.005+02:00

Do you use Google Alerts? I do.

I'll try not to sound like a commercial for Google, but if their product is cool, why not share it, right?

Google Alerts watches Kal for me. I don't visit his site when I don't have to. Instead Google Alerts tells me the moron just posted something new.

Example:

Some idiot (Kal, in this case) just posted a new blog entry.
The idiot (Kal) uses keywords that I am interested in, e.g. "Kal Korff".
Google alerts me that the idiot posted a new blog entry.
(Optional) I visit his blog to read more.

So Google Alerts is like having a person watch everything written on the Internet, for whatever you're interested in comes up.

Here's how you can set it up, too.
Visit Google Alerts: http://www.gooogle.com/alerts

Enter in the search terms, i.e. keywords you want Google to monitor for you.
Be mindful you use quotes (easy task for Kal) if you use multiple words. Else, it will ring true even with one word alerted.
Choose "Comprehensive" as the all-of-the-above option.
Select if you want to know immediately or just a daily digest.

And, lastly, - enter your e-mail address where to send alerts.

Now, you'll get an e-mail asking you to verify. Not said, this also protects Google from someone getting pranked by friends, getting unintentional alerts on "the". Once you verify, you'll get alerted with every post. The above example is what I personally have used for a while now.

p. s. Obviously, you can set up many alerts, maybe for your favorite news item, or an author's name, or even your own name. Note: this doesn't tell you when someone is searching for your keywords -- only when someone writes an article/blog/etc with the keywords.

KIAI - We Miss You. I'm Stepping This Up.

2009-09-25T10:55:00.000+02:00

To the "Kal Is An Idiot" blog,
We miss you. For over a year, we've had a place to hear you rant and rave about Kal Korff's stupid, banal and facile, ass-clown antics. In return, we fill your comments section, showing support for all you said.
But after several months, you needed a rest. And again, after a year, the ranting got to be too much. Indeed, we realize only Kal himself can spew hate so naturally and persistantly. For Kal alone, it actually gives him energy to hate others, while for us humans it takes our energy away.
(Am I sounding too poetic or too here?)

Kal, you're a fucking moron. A pathetic waste of space, waste of air and a drain on the earth's resources. Your family is far from proud of you and everyone who meets you is repulsed by you.
I personally have met some fine people through KIAI and this effort. But I can't say it's been entirely worthwhile having to become familiar with you to do so. I want to walk away, but I feel some ...duty to stay in.

KIAI, it seems, even after declaring a month's rest, you've decided to rest indefinately. We miss you and we want you back. You've got us getting more and more restless for your work.

KIAI, we're hoping you return any day now. But until you return, I will make a decent effort to close the gap.

Kal, you suck. I'm going to say that often, so you'd better get used to it.

Poll Results (How do you know Kal?)

2009-09-25T10:53:00.003+02:00

I had a poll up for about two months; the poll closed a week ago. Got 20 responses.
Granted this isn't a popular site, but I'd bet the distribution is right, even at this micro-scale.

My question was this: Where did you first experience Kal?

And here are the results:
Prague ---------------- 25%
Seattle ---------------- 0%
Oregon ---------------- 5%
Kal's Kalifornia days --- 5%
Kal's UFO efforts ------ 65%
Kal childhood (ick!) ---- 0%

There you have it - with the exception of 2 people, 90% of people heard of Kal from his UFO debunker efforts or his wasted decade in Prague.

Kal...let me spell this out for you. No one paid attention to your LLNL lies. No paid attention to your JFK lies. Some people are still bitter about your bullshit English column in the now defunct "Express" paper. But most people know of you because of your UFO ("it's so great, it's in paperback") book.

You suck. If you want to return to stardom (HAHAHAHAHAHA), then consider returning to Switzerland. Hey, maybe you co-produce a DVD with ...oh, wait, nevermind - Mikey Horn already responded "Ahh, no."

Making Contact with his Contacts

2009-09-15T13:16:00.004+02:00

So, some insight into what I've been up to.
At the beginning of September (after a month of "radio silence" on KIAI), I started contacting people who were subscribed to Kal's youtube channel. (No, I don't mind Kal knowing this fact).

I told them I'm fascinated by people actually interested in Kal.
I ask how and why. I want to know more about his "base."

Surprisingly to me, people responded.
I'm learning, a lot of people are just curious, subscribing haphazardly to something that interests them with little motivation to unsubscribe once they satisfy their curiosity.

Until now.

In general, people wrote back with:"I don't know...he's strange."
Or "he confuses me..."
Or "I subscribed to Kal Korfs channel because I didn´t undestand his videos and I wanted to find out more."

But the best response: people are unsubscribing.
Yeah, his numbers are fewer now. And I figure if I do this again (and if others, too), then more of his friends/subscribers are likely to drop from his channel rather than risk being questionned for it.

I just had to share that. :-)
-- especially with you, Kal.

Spurious World of Korff

2009-09-03T09:44:00.003+02:00

We all know about the "famous" court battle: Kurtis Kern Korff v. Rest of the World.

In case not, here it is in a nutshell:

Case Summary

Office: Medford	Filed: 02/25/2008
Jury Demand: Defendant	Demand: $3000000
Nature of Suit: 440	Cause: 42:1983 Civil Rights Act
Jurisdiction: Federal Question	Disposition: Dismissed - Voluntarily
County: Josephine	Terminated: 08/17/2009
Court Documents

A fellow Korffer told how it's possible to sign up online and pay to view the court documents.

So I did. Click HERE to download documents I downloaded.

Here's the full timetable of all documents available. In yellow are the ones I've downloaded to date:

1:08-cv-03018-CL Korff v. Geiger et al
Mark D. Clarke, presiding
Date filed: 02/25/2008
Date terminated: 08/17/2009
Date of last filing: 08/17/2009

Filer Kurtis Kern Korff

Doc. No.	Event Name	Filed
1	Complaint	02/25/2008
3	Motion to Withdraw	05/12/2008
8	Motion to Appoint Counsel	08/04/2008
10	Motion for Extension of Time	10/09/2008
12	Motion for Extension of Time	11/14/2008
15	Response to Order to Appointing Pro Bono Counsel - Review Complete	01/07/2009
18	Application for leave to proceed ifp	04/20/2009
19	Amended Complaint (ZIP file) (*added Josephine Co Sheriff Dept*)	04/27/2009
21	Summons Returned Executed	05/01/2009
22	Summons Returned Executed	05/01/2009
23	Summons Returned Executed	05/01/2009
24	Summons Returned Executed	05/01/2009
25	Summons Returned Executed	05/01/2009
26	Summons Returned Executed	05/01/2009
27	Summons Returned Executed	05/01/2009
28	Summons Returned Executed	05/01/2009
41	Motion for Summary Judgment	06/10/2009
42	Certificate of Service	06/11/2009
43	Exhibits (*no hyperlink*)	06/11/2009
47	Motion for Extension of Time	06/19/2009
48	Certificate of Service	06/19/2009
54	Response to Motion	06/30/2009
56	Certificate of Service	07/10/2009
60	Motion to compel	07/14/2009
61	Response to Motion	07/15/2009
64	Motion to Dismiss	07/30/2009
65	Certificate of Service	07/30/2009

Where in the World is Kal an Idiot?

2009-07-27T07:07:00.007+02:00

Question: Where is Kal an idiot?

Answer: Everywhere

While sightseeing on vacation last week, I got this idea. I scribbled a quick note, held it up against a famous landmark and snapped a picture. It still cracks me up to look at this picture.

I'm hoping to motivate a bunch of my fellow Korffers to do the same. Though I live in Prague, I'm leaving our beautiful city for someone else to do.

Simple rules:

1. One picture per city or famous location. (or even not famous like Grants Pass, OR)

2. Stay anonymous; no supermodels. (I don't want to help Kal enact revenge)

3. Genuine pictures only; no "photoshopping"

Submit your shot to me at kultofkal@gmail.com and I'll post it here.

New Video for Korffers

2009-07-17T15:03:00.002+02:00

Just finished my latest video. As esteemed Korffer "FN" noticed, the video pits Kal's own information against him.

Damn, I really enjoy making this things!

Enjoy.

Kal Korff: a Dangerous Predator

2009-07-16T11:23:00.004+02:00

Note: This post uses others' researched and concluded commentary direct from the KIAI blog.

Kal Korff is a dangerous predator, established by his deceitful MySpace profile, past behaviour and profiled as a registered cyberstalker.

Direct from Korff's MySpace profile:

Orientation: Straight
Income: $250,000 and more...

As Kal K. Korff is using MySpace, they seriously should be made aware that he has been identified and exposed as an online predator with an apparent interest in very young women. This is a guy who is alleged to have carried fake Mossad and Interpol badges as well. The combination of Kalvin Korff's interest in apparently underage women and his habit of impersonating law enforcement and military personnel as well as his documented cyberstalking is very troubling.

Kal's MySpace link: http://www.myspace.com/captainkorff

Add to that this misrepresentation of his annual income as a lure for unsuspecting target/victims and we have a situation rife for abuse. Considering that he also apparently fled the United States for Czech Republic as well they should be very interested to learn more about Kalvin and his probable use of their service to stalk, harass, and abuse. He should NOT be trusted by social networking services.

Kal Korff uses YouTube to bully, harass and intimidate others with little or no justifiable provocation. He is an online predator who uses the internet as a way to attack, abuse, and try to humiliate. It's one thing when he has a fruitcake lesson on UFOs, it's another thing when he names individuals by name, relates their places of employment, and makes baseless personal charges against them that are intended to harass and create an atmosphere of abuse & intimidation.

Kal Korff also uses YouTube as a platform for his pathological lying. His claims of being a colonel, assertions that his brother is innocent of any and all crimes, and his references to make believe people like Martina Tycova are all manipulations and distortions of the truth which are intended to recruit new accomplices.

He is a dangerous online predator and psychopath who should be avoided or at least regarded as a potential threat to the stability of everyone's life who encounters him.

As for being a registered Cyberstalker or "Cyberpath", one need to look no farther than here:

http://cyberpaths.blogspot.com/

Kal Korff Steals Valor

2009-07-16T11:17:00.002+02:00

Note: This post is a direct copy of researched and concluded comments found on the KIAI blog.

Title 18 (U.S.C.), Chapter 33, §704 titled “Military medals or decorations” states:

(a) In General.--Whoever knowingly wears, manufactures, or sells any decoration or medal authorized by Congress for the armed forces of the United States, or any of the service medals or badges awarded to the members of such forces, or the ribbon, button, or rosette of any such badge, decoration or medal, or any colorable imitation thereof, except when authorized under regulations made pursuant to law, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.

Kalvin Korff has definitely stolen valor and misrepresented himself as some sort of military or paramilitary officer, as exemplified by his infamous SAPSTOE uniform portrait where he wears a number of fake, phony and fraudulently obtained badges and insignia. He has openly worn bars of a US Army Captain's rank and used images of himself festooned with these rank insignia to pull a con job on others for his own personal gain. He has never worked in the area of law enforcement, has never been a recruit in any military organization, and has no legitimate need to wear such insignia.

Obviously he is using these rank insignia to deceive consumers into listening to his confidence pitches. And possibly worse: Most predators who have been known to carry false or fraudulent law enforcement & military badges have used them to coerce their victims and create enough confusion for the victim/target to lower their defenses. All Ted Bundy needed was half a second to slap a pair of handcuffs on the young ladies he preyed upon -- once they were in restraints they were powerless.

Come to think of it, isn't "slapping the cuffs on them myself" a phrase that Kalvin K. Korff has used himself in the past? What good is a fake Interpol badge without a pair of handcuffs to go with it? He could then prey upon target/victims throughout Prague and all of Europe for that matter ... Isn't he often bragging about engaging in extended and unexplained journeys throughout the EU? Who knows what he's REALLY doing out there?

And who knows why he really relocated to Prague? Is there something more than just a lawsuit courtesy of Jim Dilettoso awaiting Kalvin K. Korff back in the USA? Maybe something involving impersonation of a police or military officer? He certainly holds the offices of law enforcement and the military in the most dire of contempt. People don't usually carry fake law enforcement badges or wear improperly obtained military insignia to aid them in collecting for the Red Cross. They usually wear or carry them as a way to help them prey upon their victims.

Kal's Flowchart for Making Videos

2009-07-14T15:45:00.002+02:00

Continuing from the last post, I think I diagramed how Kal comes to making his videos. Enjoy.

Charting the Unchartered

2009-07-14T13:23:00.004+02:00

Like many others, I'm sure, I'm seeing patterns in Kal's thinking.

It occurred to me "Maybe I should draft a diagram of what I believe is Kal's thinking process?"

So, I did. (click on picture to expand)

Oh, and it's only part 1 of ...well, a couple parts (who know how far this could go?

Enjoy.

KoK Site Changes

2009-07-10T14:37:00.003+02:00

All,

A few days ago, I realized I'm getting bored with Kal's banal ranting: "Blah, Kimball's little gray men, Don Ecker threatened me, Randle is a real Colonel, Royce has a Hall of Fame, blah-blah-blah."

Well, to re-Kal-cify myself, I gave the website a shot in the arm.

Specifically, I made the following changes:

Blog header's byline to honour the David Bowie tribute
I added a bit of advertising (no one patroned the Kal store, but I have "make a penny" from this effort as a personal goal)
A search function for parsing the blog's posts

I also added a poll - "Where did you first experience Kal?". Please chime in - it's more interesting to learn more about our group.

Naturally, I do this for my fellow Korffers, who I also suspect are growing tired with Kal.

I laugh how I still enjoy decent anonymity. Only Paul Kimball knows my real name and face since his visit to Prague. Luckily, I'm not as famous as Paul, so I have little to lose (except Kal's vengeful childplay).

Anti-Korffers are Loyal and Strong

2009-07-01T11:14:00.003+02:00

Got a recent message from a loyal visitor (prior mystery solved, by the way) and long-time "Korffer."

I am surprised once again by how great a crowd we all are. Kudos to Kal for being such a personality that he can unite a crowd and energize them. Unfortunately for Kal, he's only capable at doing that as long as the crowd is against him.

In case anyone calls me on deleting the prior post, it was at the kind request of one of 'us.' My sincere apologies for, essentially turning the tables, causing unrest on the mystery visitor's side.

As I sit here before you, I am humbled by how cool a crowd we are, single-minded and united against a lone dimwit - Kal Korff. Banal and facile, a fat waste of space.

-kult of kal

Developing...

2009-06-26T14:09:00.006+02:00

On Kernel Korff's blog, I counted 13 times (yes, that's thirteen) that Kal finalizes his post with the word "Developing..."

And not once, does it finally develop.

See a pattern here?

(click to expand graphic to read dates)

"Banal and Facile, a Fat Waste of Space"

2009-06-11T14:56:00.002+02:00

On the KIAI blog, esteemed Korffer "Brit_in_Prague" posted this video.

What does it have to do with Kal? If you're asking, you haven't watched it yet.
Ricky Gervis' character is Kal (at least for this episode anyway).

The lyrics are priceless. Okay, I'll admit, I looked up the definitions for both "banal" and "facile" in the dictionary. But that only makes me laugh louder now when I watch it.

Just in the remote chance you want to double-check your understanding, here you are:
banal: boringly commonplace and predictable
facile: lacking depth; taking little effort; lazy

I have to seriously wonder if Brit_in_Prague isn't on the production staff of Extras, the song just suits Kal that well. Nice find, Brit -thanks!

Kal's Attempts to Smear; Only Smears Self

2009-06-08T09:17:00.004+02:00

Usually I write or create things to make fun of Kal. But this time, Kal did my job for me.
It's pretty bad when Kal tries to make someone look like an ass, but only makes himself the ass.

In this case, Kal made a mockumentary video of esteemed korffer Paul Kimball.
And here it is...

Nice work, Kal. Thanks again for being yourself.

Kal's Claims Revisited

2009-05-28T16:41:00.006+02:00

Time has come to collect and provide an up-to-date list of Kal's claims.

The majority of these are patently false. Others - greatly exaggerated versions of the truth. Wherever there was a ounce of truth, it has since been made moot by Kal himself.

In red italics, I provide you that truth.

Solved John F. Kennedy's assassination (Grossly opininated retelling of others' work)
Signed a 500 book deal (Still undisclosed publisher, unknown timeframe -false)
Developed A-bomb design at grade school science fair, prompting clandestine govt visit (Grossly exaggerated, no proof of visit)
Invented hypertext (a.k.a. clickable Internet links ) while "an engineer at Apple" (No formal schooling in engineering; Kal as temp contractor to Apple was aware of similar project -false)
Worked on anti-missile Star Wars project while working for Law. Livermore Nat'l Labs (contractor for LLNL as low-level desktop support - false)
Converted to Judiaism (No blood link. By simple declaration. No observation of Torah or principles -false)
Recruited to "Special Secret Services," a military like covert organization (self-created 1-man "org")
Once a Captain, now promoted to Colonel in above Special Secret Services (It's his imaginative organization, so...)
"Official" complaint against Royce Meyers filed (Meyers confirmed no such complaint received -false)
$25,000,000 budget ($25 million) funded by Saudi Arabia (other "fund-raising activities" suggests No - false)
KPMG audit against Kevin Randle (Randle confirms no audit -false)
BBC interview about missile defense (No interview recorded, broadcast or archived -false)
Debate on X-Zone against Kevin Randle (called off by KK; still postponed)
Numerous lawsuits filed, criminal charges pressed (none with recent exception re: felonious brother)
10,000 English phrases (stopped effort at 15 phrases)
TV deal (nope unless you count YouTube -false)
Newly syndicated column (a text table column on own website -false)
"Body Human Project" (not even started -false)
Possesses WMD proof which embarrasses the CIA and inspection chief Scott Ritter (Ask Scott Ritter. Else... - false)
OJ Simpson testimony (even Kal has since backpedaled on this one -false)
Reality TV show (see above YouTube comment -false)
Lectures to Israelis (no - false)
Interviews with the media (exaggeration made on countless occasions)
Chief Tech Officer position with Agentura Pro Vas (APV confirmed no such position offered -false)
Exclusive deal with MacZone (and as a result, Kal wanted for theft)
Possesses "nanobots", serially numbered for counter-surveillance use" (come on.... -false)

There you have it - Kal's claims. And a well-established pattern of bullshit tripe.

Google - ranking Kal as an Idiot

2009-05-12T11:31:00.006+02:00

When you search Kal Korff on Google, the website of websites "Kal Korff Is An IDIOT" is on page one.
And not just on the 1st page of thousands of hits. But KIAI ranks as hit #2!!

Try It yourself.

Google's exact algorithm for ranking pages is a closely-guarded secret, because there's big money to be made by manipulating it.
Still, a website's popularity is generally understood to be:

how many other sites link to it
how often the searched words are used in texts and links
how true the text is

Okay, I made up the last one, but in this case, I'm given it fair consideration. Kal really is an idiot.

The website "Kal Korff Is An IDIOT," at only 1 year old, has become the definitive source, the go-to place for news and commentary about Kal Korff.

Want to know what Kal's up to (or what he thinks he's up to)? - KIAI is your source.

Want to know what others have dug up about Kal? KIAI is your source.

There are many people in the world lucky enough to not know about Kal already. But if someone becomes curious, they will likely use Google. If they do, here's what they'll get:

Google Tells You Kal Korff is an Idiot
Ever use iGoogle? With iGoogle, when searching, Google will guess (based on popularity of searches) what you might be searching for. In Kal's case, Google will tell you Kal's an idiot just when you type in his name (in iGoogle).

See, when you search, words are automatically filled in for you:

My Soon-To-Be Hero: Paul Kimball

2009-04-10T15:26:00.005+02:00

We are now only days (dare I say, hours?) away from Paul Kimball's film "Worlds Away" to be released to the public.

"Worlds Away" is a documentary about our loner hero Kal Korff. A colleague of Paul's, John Ritchie had the honour to preview it at an advance screening. John has these words to say about it: "It's quite similar to Errol Morris' classic documentary Mr. Death, in that in paints a portrait of a man - Kal Korff - who was once a 'someone' but who got lost in his own madness along the way, and now exists in a sad world of lies and delusions, a world mostly of his own making. "

What really piques my interest about the film is that Paul managed to film Kal here in Prague, without our own special secret services agent knowing about it.

Paul went so far as to win over one of Kal's own "insiders", getting first hand accounts and footage of Kal.

Hours.....I am besides myself with anticipation ("I f*cking can't wait!")

"Videos need cleaning" - Google

2009-04-02T15:10:00.004+02:00

If anyone happened to notice, the "Kult of Kal" video is no longer available, as of earlier today.

Google is disabling videos which use copyrighted music or images. And I just got an e-mail warning me that the "Kult of Kal" video is now blocked since it is "lacking the necessary copyright authorization."

Fair enough. If I remember right, the video plays a bit of the Superman theme (when Kal stands up to proudly show off his new t-shirt, depicting how his brother was really shot).

No worries. At some point, hopefully soon, I will remaster the video (minus the Superman tune) and repost it. And now that I'm thinking of it, I had better do the same cleaning up of the 2nd video which plays some of Jethro Tull's Aqualung.

Kal - you've got a reprieve for a few days. Enjoy.

Kal Did Work At LLNL

2009-03-24T09:31:00.005+01:00

All,

I believe Kal now. I've heard from one of Kal's former colleagues at LLNL.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, this person worked with or above Kal at LLNL (Lawrence Livermore Natl Laboratory) and verified Kal's employment, including some decent details.

My source verified about 2 facts:

Kal did indeed work at LLNL, for a period between 2-4 years.
Kal's work was not related to the Star Wars program, not even remotely. Instead, Kal's work was remedial system support, namely on a subset of LLNL's Macintosh computers.

Even more detailed, Kal was not a full-time LLNL employee, but rather via a contractor, through Kirk Mayer Inc (KMI). The rent-a-tech department he worked in was called Small Systems Support (SSS), later called the Distributed Computer Support Program (DCSP).

Also, I understand from this source (sounds like someone who was in a superior position to Kal) that Kal's performance was subpar, all the while he was a boastful (direct quote: "he did not contribute to anything but his ego")

Another quote from the source: "He certainly did not support anything related to the science that goes on there." So, for Kal to say he was involved with Star Wars is the same as any person crossing the street was involved with a car accident a mile away. Kal was in the same city, but not the same team.

Again, although he was bad at it, here's one more source saying Kal did legitimately work at LLNL. More importantly in the quest of truth, all of Kal's innuendos that he had any contribution to the Star Wars program are completely empty. Kal's work at LLNL was simply Macintosh computer support.

Personal Thank You to Kal
I have a personal "Thank You" for you, Kal. When I first read about you and your "involvement" with Hypercard, I got interested in learning about Hypercard myself.
I couldn't believe how easy Hypercard is! I made a couple programs myself after only a few minutes. And then I got a good idea ...since I'm kind of a Star Trek fan, I made one program to catalog a bunch of Star Trek TNG related data. I named it "Commander Data" and I ended up selling it online for ..., well, let's say more money than you'll ever see. Even Milos Bartu appreciates it (I gave it to him for free).

Yeah, so thanks Kal!

Kult of Kal 3 video

2009-03-20T13:30:00.004+01:00

The 3rd Kult of Kal video is finished, uploaded and ready to smile at.

The main message is clear: there are two sides to Kal. First, how Kal sees himself in the world and second, ...reality. This video takes 6 minutes to briefly illustrate both sides.

There are 3 "Kult of Kal" videos now. Here are the first two:

Kult of Kal 1 & Kult of Kal 2

Anonymous Letter to Kal -From All of Us

2009-03-17T16:12:00.003+01:00

From the Kal Is An Idiot blog, a recent entry reports how Kal supposedly appeals for sympathy for a terminally ill cancer patient, -but in the end he uses her only to appeal his cause against his foes. Very low indeed.

I found this one comment particularly cutting, but honest:

Kal, you should be utterly ashamed of yourself for this latest example of how low you'll stoop.

The underbelly isn't low enough for you, as you sink so low as to take out your personal anger and rage against Paul Kimball, Kevin Randle and Royce Meyers at the expense of a poor girl who has cancer. Shame on you. Shame.

Your obsession with some UFO personalities is frightening and you have clearly lost touch with the real world.

It is abundantly clear Kal that your vendetta, your petty and pathetic need to get even with and attempt to marginalize a particular group bleeds through in everything you do. It is, in my opinion, obvious this is a sickness you have.

And as usual Kal, your gross ignorance and knee jerk assumptions make you look all the more foolish regarding how the medical system in the UK actually works. I thought you were a "global citizen" Kal, a man of the world who was well traveled and educated about the various societies on this planet. Clearly you are anything but.

Kal writes, "While it is always WRONG to "judge" people (unless you ARE "God"), once people lower themselves to this uncivilized standard, of course they typically have nothing to say, often invent things or outright LIE about that person, and this is when they are not busy making a point to tell everyone they know or all their friends, not only made up stuff, but report only the worst of news."

No shit, Kal. This must be an excerpt straight out of your own book of standard conduct. You do the exact same thing, Kal. By Kal's own words he must think he is God. Kal doesn't have anything to say because for years now he has been repeating the same material over and over again.

Kal, if you're so intelligent, then you should try taking an objective inventory of the things you said and compare them to the way you operate.

You pass judgment on people, produce false claims about them and then twist around any little bit tabloid style to make the person look bad and then you "report" it to the world. Well, you report it to the handful of people who laugh at you and your website.

As far as this woman Jade goes, Kal, people identify with her plight and while you might not know this, supporting a person who might be dying is a human trait called mercy, forgiveness, understanding, sympathy, compassion or how ever else you want to describe it. These are things you clearly have very little understanding of and things you do not apply to your own hate filled life.

It takes a truly twisted sort of person to take every opportunity possible to try to make someone look bad. It takes a tasteless asshole who has no boundaries to insert his hate and jealous fueled dispute to insert that very hatred and try to somehow connect a few people you rant on about into a story about a woman dying. This would be you I'm referring to, Kal.

From the big mouth of Kal, "FOR IT TAKES HATE and the feeling of HATRED TO ACCUSE SOMEONE OF THINGS WHICH ARE NOT TRUE!"

Again, a page out of your own book of standards you use against others on a regular basis at every opportunity you see. You prove you do this very same thing just by your words in this latest hate fueled rant on your website. You do the very same thing, you pathological hypocrite.

What sort of person ties in his personal vendetta to try and marginalize a few people into a story about a woman who likely will die from cancer? What sort of twisted, sick, delusional fuckhead does such a thing? It takes a real piece of shit to do something so low, doesn't it Kal?

Kal, you often talk about hate and finding the source of the problem and how things will never change until we address root causes.

News flash for Kal! Kal, you are part of the problem here. Duh! You are the root cause of some of this hate because of your inability to deal with certain truths and your overblown sense of how things ought to be.

You allow your hate filled need to dispense "justice" on those who have told many truths about you, truths that you know are truths but you can't stand to have been exposed after having supposedly "exposed" so many others. Kal is ok with everyone else facing the music, but when it comes his turn he always has an excuse or blames someone else.

Just look at some of the ridiculous bullshit you've done to people. You tried to accuse people of having ties to terrorism who clearly do not. You allege to have filed complaints against people at their place of work when their employment clearly has nothing to do with anything. You threaten to sue and have people arrested. You threated to expose people before the "worldwide media." You threat people with nonexistent audits. you question people's patriotism to a country you frequently bash. You falsely accuse people of hate crimes and being racist.

More words of wisdom from Kal, "It is NEVER RIGHT to "judge" and condemn people just because you disagree with them."

Kal, you've already passed judgment on so many by calling them frauds and liars.

And Kal rails on, "HATRED AND INTOLERANCE ARE A CHOICE, THEY ARE NEVER AN OPTION."

Kal, you need to look into that proverbial mirror you write about and take a good, long, hard look at yourself. The words utter and hypocrite come to mind.

Let's face it, Kal, you are a large part of the problem. Kal, you're a spite filled little man taking his own anger and frustrations out on people and things you perceive have somehow done you some wrong.

Time to face reality, Kal. No one created these problems for you, you created them all on your own by not addressing your own root causes. You've turned out to be a colossal failure in life because you want to blame everyone and everything else for your problems and how the world is.

Do I say this out of spite? No, I do not. I say it out of compassion for you, Kal. I truly do. You need some serious help and I hope that you get it and are able to become a functioning part of normal society again instead of this rambling, hate filled alter ego you have created out of your own desperate need to have something, to have anything to shield you from the ugliness of your self loathing hatred that you wrongly foist upon those who you believe are the cause of your problems.

Kal, you don't just hate, you are hate.

Kal Cannot Pay Attention to Detail

2009-02-25T14:05:00.007+01:00

There is a spectrum of dimwittedness. Perhaps the spectrum would go something like this:

Completely oblivious
------ Disregard the obvious
------------ Poor attention to detail
------------------ Sharp as a tack

Where do you think lies on this spectrum? Let's discuss that...

Kal has (attempted) to post YouTube videos of US Pres Obama's speech on his train-wreck of a website. The videos are obviously someone else's effort, and that someone titled the speech segments very clearly, i.e. "Obama Speech to Congress Part 2/6"

How well do you think Kal these titles to organize and post them on his website? Yeah, not at all.
On the spectrum, Kal yet again, ranks [Completely Oblivious].

Here is what Kal did. Below, I list what Kal writes: [embedded video segment]
Barack Obama's Speech to Congress Part 4: [Speech to Congress Part 3/6]
Barack Obama's Speech to Congress Part 3: [Speech to Congress Part 2/6]
Barack Obama's Speech to Congress Part 2: [Speech to Congress Part 2/6]
Barack Obama's Speech to Congress Part 1: [Speech to Congress Part 1/6]

Errors which should be more than obvious:

Video part 2 (self-labeled as such) is posted twice as Parts 2 & 3.

Video part 3 is posted as Part 4.

There are no video parts 4, 5, or 6, which any a reasonable person would deduce as missing from the other labeled videos (and the abrupt cut-off to the speech).

He really is an oblivious dumbass.

2009-02-16T09:28:00.008+01:00

The UFO Hall of Fame

Let this article serve as a strong endorsement for the UFO Hall of Fame, maintained by none other than Royce Myers III. This website is the one-stop repository of people, popularly elected and chosen for their related contributions.

My unbiased assessment is on the choice of Hall of Fame candidates.
I urge you to view these reputable men and women, distinguished by their achievements, their credibility and their strong character.

Examples of those Hall of Fame candidates include the great Dr. Kevin Randle, Don Ecker and Don's lovely wife, Vicki. Pictures of them are below. Behold - their greatness.

(And, hey, aren't those doggies cute! I'll bet Don and Vicki are great people to know, too.)

My hat is off to these 3 people and the selected few who join them in the established UFO Hall of Fame.

As a quick disclaimer, let me say - this author is a disinterested, 3rd-party regarding UFOs, since I have zero interest in UFOs as a topic. Instead, I only wish to point out who is and who is not on the UFO Hall of Fame.

Kal and his Quotation Marks

2009-02-13T14:40:00.004+01:00

Quotations marks are correctly used for two reasons:

To quote or cite someone else's words. (Hence, they are appropriately named "quotation marks").

To make specific reference to a word or phrase, as I just did within the parentheses above. Example: I made reference to my previous use of the words "quotation marks."

Kal misuses and abuses both situations.

In the first case, when Kal means to quote someone else, he misuses by purposefully forgeting to use quotation marks. We've already proven that Kal makes liberal use of other people's written material in his publishing attempts, but rarely distinguishes the effort as someone else's. (Obviously, this is his vain attempt to come off smarter than we all know him to be.)

In the latter case, Kal heavily abuses quotation marks, abitrarily and randomly encasing words with them as would a cook sprinkle herbs into a soup. In Kal's case, that soup would be ruined by overuse.

Let's pick one random example of Kal's random use of the quotation mark. Can you spot it?

Yes, Kal actually put Wednesday in quotation marks.

If that's not bad enough for you, here's an exerpt of the text which followed. I made no edits, save putting his quoted words in bold for faster identification:

Let us see now how many people continue to lie on the Internet and say that this is "not true."
Furthermore, let us now also see just how long Royce's "good buddies" like David Biedny,...; or Kevin Randle (who Royce falsely claims is the "voice of reason in UFOlogy" despite the FACT that Randle LIES and defames U.S. law enforcement and its fine military personnel by claiming that they go around "threatening to murder Roswell eyewitnesses"); or Don Ecker (another huckster Royce endorses, who sold his magazine to UFO literary FRAUD co-author William Birnes); or Paul Kimbull — who of course never holds Royce, Randle, Ecker nor Biedny accountable, but of course "attacks" Kal Korff (who doesn't believe in Little Grey Men) and plans a video "hit piece" marketed as a "documentary" in the near future.
UFO WatchCat and Kal Korff are not "worried" — instead, Paul Kimball should be, as his good friend Brad Sparks was recently informed of.
Sparks does NOT support the activities of these individuals, Brad Sparks does NOT claim that "Roswell" involved the secret crash and recovery of "aliens" and Kal Korff continues to work on "projects of interest" (Korff would not elaborate) with Mr. Sparks.
Both Sparks and Korff are longtime, very close friends, of nearly 20 YEARS!
Naturally, the "pro-UFO alien agenda-driven" imaginary "field" of "UFOlogy" never discusses this — instead, they're too busy engaging in avoidance and playing "shoot the messenger" instead of facing the FACTS of the "messages" Brad Sparks, Korff and UFO WatchCat have always exposed.

Yes, Kal continues to be a moron.

Actual Products About Kal - Genius

2009-01-26T10:13:00.006+01:00

There is a new place online to boast your membership in a fictitous secret organization and generally vent your feelings toward Kal. Best of all, it's cheap, easy and in some ways, even fashionable.

It's the Kult of An Idiot store. It's my creative touch to a genuine, customizable online product store.

Products include a mousepad (shown below) detailing some of Kal's larger-than-life claims, an array of shirts and mugs detailing your secret membership.

There are even boxer shorts boasting your secret member:

Kal - eat your heart out. Hey, maybe Martina will even get the thong (see online near bottom).

Note to fellow S3-ers: all items from store are marked $1 above production costs. Any proceeds from our purchases will be used to assist KIAI, KOK, S3 and other websites/efforts.

Sincerely yours,

Kult of Kal

Ingenious New Blog Available

2008-12-29T11:17:00.003+01:00

In a simple, but brilliant new move by one of Kal's many critics, a new blog is available.

The blog "Flame Away" has one hidden purpose - to motivate Kal to act.

How? It slanders the hell out of Kal Korff.

Why? Kal often threatens to sue others for defamation, slander, libel, etc., despite the individual barely criticized him (many cases documented below). And in every case, Kal's action stops at the threat, far short of doing anything concrete, i.e. retain a lawyer, file a "cease & desist," complaining to appropriate authorities...

Maybe this time, he'll have no choice but to actually do something!

http://f1-racer.blogspot.com/

Kal's Lawsuits Against Others

2008-12-10T09:27:00.010+01:00

Kal's Lawsuits Against Others

Whenever critiqued, Kal often threatens lawsuits for "libel, slander, consumer fraud." The extent Kal Korff proceeds with lawsuits is debatable, ranging from "official papers have been filed with numerous courts, police and the FBI" (K. Korff) to idle threats (3 interviews of people targeted by Korff below).

Past lawsuits, threatened or otherwise:
* Lawsuit against Ray Santilli
* Lawsuit against Billy Meier
* Lawsuit against Michael Horn
* Lawsuit against Don Ecker
* Lawsuit against Paul Kimball
* Lawsuit against Royce Myers
* Lawsuit against David Biedny
* Lawsuit against Officer Jim Geiger, Josephine County Police, Oregon
* Lawsuit against Officer Brad Johnson, Josephine County Police, Oregon

Criminal charges were alledgedly "filed" against all the above as well. The grounds for all lawsuits above range from critique of Kal on a website (such as this), to unrelated, legal conviction against a relative (see below).

Slanderous behavior from Kal in response:
While Kal is quick to announce a lawsuit, his more severe responses range from genuine slander to intimidation or blackmail:

Kevin Randle exposes Kal, then Kevin Randle is thratenedwith complaints and accused of having "terrorist ties."
Mac Tonnies questions Kal, then is threatened with a complaint to the FBI and accused of being a racist.
Gene Steinberg hosts a message board exposing Kal, Gene Steinberg is accused of promoting hate.

Perhaps most damaging to others' reputation:
Regarding police directly involved in incarcerating Kal's brother (Kurtis Korff was tried by jury and successfully convicted of a felony: guilty of attempted assult). The police were threatened with "nanobots" by Kal, plus lawsuits and criminal investigations.

Kal says he is having a lawsuit filed against Ray Santilli. When Ray Santilli laughs at this Kal claims Ray Santilli has ties to porn and neo Nazis. (While completely unfounded, Ray intends no countersuit)

Milos Bartu files a lawsuit against Kal, then is threatened with the FBI and Department of Justice. Going further, Kal threatened Milos of involving Milos' employer.

What does this mean to me?
Just be aware that Kal can and does go beyond holding a grudge and continues to slander those who critique him.

Kal's Claims

2008-11-12T13:09:00.002+01:00

Kal's Claims

Kal has achieved so much, in so little time, where many others and teams of others have failed.
Can it really be true? You be the judge after you read his most often cited achievements:

Solved John F. Kennedy's assassination (resolutely proving the lone bullet theory).
Signed deal for writing 500 (five hundred) books (undisclosed publisher, unknown timeframe)
Developed A-bomb design during grade school science fair, prompting clandestine govt visit.
Invented hypertext (a.k.a. clickable links on Internet) while "an engineer at Apple"
Converted to Judiaism (via simple declaration) and founded "Special Secret Services"
Once a Captain, now promoted to Colonel in above Special Secret Services.
Employed with Lawrence Livermore National Labs to work on the "Star Wars" anti-ICBM project.

What does this mean to me?
Anyone who single-handedly solved JFK's assassination deserves world-wide recognition.
Why hasn't Kal received it?
Driven by desire for fame (in order to garner "respect"), Kal is often attracted to the hot topics or current events. He especially uses anniversaries to spread his grand contributions.

Past examples include 30th anniverary of JFK assassination, 40th anniversary of Roswell UFO case, terrorism scare of post-9/11, missile shield debate of Central Europe and many more.

Kal lavishes media attention. Once finished, he burns bridges with reporters, scorning any negative (accurate) attention.

Kal's Titles

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Kal's Titles

Clearly, Kal considers titles as justification for experience, rather than the proper other way around.

When describing himself, Kal will often state he is a/an:

Analyst (Level 3)
Author
Broadcaster
Columnist
Counter-terrorism Specialist
Investigative Journalist
Researcher
CEO/CIO/CTO of various websites
"European Bureau Chief" of a web-based radio show

What does this mean to me?
If your interest in Kal stems from his list of credentials - you make want to rethink it, lest your own credibility be called into question.

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Timeline/"CV" of Kal Korff

Anybody who can contribute details or corrections - please submit to mailto:kKultofKal@gmail.com

1960/61 - Kal Kern Korff is born, location unknown

1973-1976 - Kal's junior high school: Walters Junior High in Fremont, California
1976-1980 - Kal's high school: JF Kennedy HS, also in Fremont, California.
End of formal education.

Employment
1980's-1990's - various, intermittant employment at Claris, Boeing and LLNL (where else?)

Lived in
~1995 - Kal lives in Seattle, working for Boeing
2002 - Kal relocates to Prague (why?)

Freelance work
2006-2007 - Kal wrote 'Kal's Korner' for free daily paper, "Express" (since discontinued; out of circulation)

2008 - Kal "relocates" again to Switzerland (signing 2 year lease), but promptly returns back to Prague.